Originally written on April 20, 2012 at 2:06 AM as a gift to you from Professor Mentu
And God said “Let there be light,” and there was light. (Genesis 1:3)
Just as the omnipotent, omniscient, almighty God stepped out of nowhere on to nothing and created everything that is with just His words, you too can create worlds in which women will worship you. Words are powerful, and their impact on the female universe can have a God-like effect.
From Mentu’s personal Book of Alpha:
And the Alpha said “I’m not the settling down type, but I do love you,” and there were women willing to be casual fuck buddies who had never before considered it with any other man. (Alpha 2:16)
And the Alpha said “I’m glad you’re not like that,” and the women who were doing just that stopped immediately and began to to please him in order to stay in his good graces and gain his approval. (Alpha 4:11)
And the Alpha said “Let there be breakfast,” and the women who could cook did, and those who couldn’t ran to 24 Diner and brought back the fried egg sandwich with a side of skillet fries. (Alpha 6:17)
And the Alpha said “Your friend is not really that hot,” and the woman told her friend, and that friend eventually fucked the Alpha in some sick, twisted game of female competition. (Alpha 5:1)
And the Alpha said “Don’t buy me anything for my birthday; I don’t like your style,” and was taken on an all-expense paid trip to Puerto Rico so she could prove to him how awesome her style was. (Alpha 7:18)
And the Alpha said “If you dressed a little sexier, I’d take you out more,” and the HB7 with undeserved low self-esteem started planning ”˜at home’ dates because she was embarrassed to go out even though she was plenty damn attractive. The Alpha saved money for seven months (on her, at least) and it was good. (Alpha 21:28)
And the Alpha said “I want you to be my girl – tell me you’re my girl,” way too soon with full knowledge that she’d tell him to wait a little while and not rush in to a relationship so fast. The Alpha shared her lack of commitment with her girlfriends, and banged two of them within six weeks. (Alpha 13:5)
And the Alpha said “Your behavior is unacceptable,” and some apologized while others left. The three that remained were sexy and pleasant, which made the summer of 2009 go down in Alpha history as the best season for high-quality ass without the sass. (Alpha 3:16)
As it is written, let it be so. Go forth my child and have a glorious weekend. Professor Ashur will be handling things until I get back on Thursday, then we’ll kick off UMan’s Shame the Beta Month.
My will be done.